Net Positive with John Crist
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Net Positive with John Crist
Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catc...
Episoade Recente
180 episoade
Head In The Sand (w/ Candace Cameron Bure)
The wink that started it all, crying on podcasts, ripped jeans in church, and how Candace got John hacked… On the net, it’s a positive. works best
8% Plastic (w/ Lauren Daigle)
Instagram throwback, comparing, paying $100 for being late, ministry team, and finding delight in humankind... On the net, it's a positive.
Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)
Mt. Rushmore of radio, breaking out Amazing Grace, Charlie Kirk’s Memorial, and worshipping on South Beach… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)
Sports betting, blessed Hondas, lobster eventually tastes like soap, choosing your hard, and why hope is still the best investment… On the net, it’s a...
Meta Positive
… On the meta, it’s a positive.
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All Vibes Matter (w/ Mayor Freddie O'Connell)
The state of Nashville, why the truth is complicated, and building a wall for the Titans… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Correction Effect
Gambling on sports, looking at the groom, and the correction effect… On the net, it’s a positive.
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John Got Engaged
The engagement story, the open bar test, the Cracker Barrel rebrand, and Taylor Swift vs Katt Williams... On the net, it's a positive.
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God Told Me To (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us more church problems, we gave you more "advice"… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Reserved Parking (w/ Brian Bates)
You gave us your church problems, and we fixed them (maybe)… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Too Much Dopamine
Screaming for the DJ, non-alcoholic bars, Uber for women, and too much dopamine… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Talking Frog (w/ Dusty Slay)
The gold standard, revisiting Breaking Bad, talking frogs, and godly country songs… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Raise Your Hand
Coldplay conspiracies, defining walking distance, and when we're allowed to raise our hand... On the net, it's a positive.
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Planet of the Vapes
Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive.
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(Wellness)
Standing or sitting for fireworks, the Lord protecting us at night, cutting grass, new cruise rules, and no hugs (wellness)… On the net, it’s a positi...
Next Man Up (w/ Kirk Herbstreit)
Crazy CFB fans, unroastable sports teams, the McAfee Effect, and the legendary Lee Corso… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Gross Positive
John’s Tonight Night Show Experience, being reposted by Trump, cargo pockets, armed DoorDash driver, and cemetery speculation… On the net, it’s a posi...
This Is My Retirement (w/ Ginger Billy)
Tiers of comedy, redneck projects, a bad family tattoo, and discussing if gingers are black… On the net, it’s a positive.
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This You?
Trump vs Elon, Key and Peele vs Dave Chappelle, Mobile Scanner Jeans, and a new Tinder feature… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Type We Want (w/ Anjelah Johnson)
Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive.
Tier 1 Yapper
You sent in questions about parenting, and we answered them… On the net, it’s a positive.
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THXDAD
Pastors with props, making new friends, and answering fan questions… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Cool Gigs For Cool Guys (w/ Ben Rector)
Praying before shows, cussing in songs, christian frats, breakfast routines… On the net, it’s a positive.
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The Lumber Section
A new conspiracy theory, men’s heights vs women’s weights, and stay at home salaries… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Christian Mel Kiper
Sliding in the real life draft, the Christian Mel Kiper, baby showers, Jesus is the standard, … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Handyman Summer
Katy Perry goes to space, our new race car, and our big plans for this summer… On the net, it’s a positive.
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When Dad Says No
Rory memes, Trump at church, financing Coachella, and what you can and can’t finance… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Film Me, Ready?
Christian tornados, the best sports naps, racist activities, political vows, and praying for Tesla… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Outback Special (w/ Jordan Davis)
Stage names, uncool encores, vocal rest, and Outback… On the net, it’s a positive.
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John Ramsey
Financing DoorDash, giving birth in a river, the rules of changing your name once married, and giving some advice on phone usage… On the net, it’s a p...
Keep Your Wife (w/ Michael Knowles)
Predicting the 2028 Election, drinking for lent, the two kinds of debates, and starting a cult … On the net, it’s a positive.
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Fake Busy
Satan’s algorithm, Bible guns, a booze-free bar, and moms are fake busy?… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Sea Salt & Honey (w/ Warren Zeiders)
Consuming sea salt before a workout, the college dropout spectrum, shirt ripping tips, and letting your friends know you have a manager… On the net, i...
Haha-related
Mountain Dew conspiracies, not having that app, feet up topics, and judging your explore pages… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Buckle Brothers (w/ Nate Smith)
What makes a good country concert, not having social media, going to hair school, and John’s failed business idea… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Room Temp IQ
Super Bowl recap, our thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show, coffee snobs, and room temp IQs… On the net, it’s a positive
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We Don’t Have To Do This (w/Aaron Weber)
Church homework, Kaepernick jerseys, corporate shows, and cracking the code of religion… On the net, it’s a positive
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Tornado Cellars (w/Chelcie Lynn)
Trailer tornadoes, smoking vs vaping, attracting men, truck nuts, and camping chairs… On the net, it’s a positive
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All My Neighbors
Grape juice, worship symphonies, Left-leaning boats, and Walmart body cams… On the net, it’s a positive.
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Hammer The Over (w/ Trey Kennedy)
Private firefighters, quests for men, marriage books, and influencer couples… On the net, it’s a positive.
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